Lovely

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In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

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well endowed peer was my nickname in high school

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spacepaniniswithblackhitler:

maryam0revna:

watchtheskytonight:

herroyalcondesce:

rancidinsomnia:

awisemanknowshimtobeafool:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS HERE COLOUR
#FFF8E7
THIS IS COSMIC LATTE
YEA. THAT’S RIGHT.
THE COLOUR OF THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE.
NASA LITERALLY TOOK THE TIME TO CALCULATE THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE
AND THIS IS IT
THIS ONE, #9CFFCE

THAT’S COSMIC TURQUOISE
THEY THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE
THEY WERE HELLA WRONG
SAY HELLO TO COSMIC LATTE
AKA: THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE

okay so I googled this just to see and not only is it legit, but they had a poll to name the color and 

PRIMORDIAL CLAM CHOWDER

hEllO I FINALLY HAVE A NAME FOR MY FAVOURITE COLOUR

NEVER HAVE I SEEN MORE COLOR APPRECIATION THAN ON THIS WEBSITE BLESS YOU ALL

SKYVORY

SKYVORY

spacepaniniswithblackhitler:

maryam0revna:

watchtheskytonight:

herroyalcondesce:

rancidinsomnia:

awisemanknowshimtobeafool:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS HERE COLOUR

#FFF8E7

THIS IS COSMIC LATTE

YEA. THAT’S RIGHT.

THE COLOUR OF THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE.

NASA LITERALLY TOOK THE TIME TO CALCULATE THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE

AND THIS IS IT

THIS ONE, #9CFFCE

THAT’S COSMIC TURQUOISE

THEY THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE

THEY WERE HELLA WRONG

SAY HELLO TO COSMIC LATTE

AKA: THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE

okay so I googled this just to see and not only is it legit, but they had a poll to name the color and 

PRIMORDIAL CLAM CHOWDER

hEllO I FINALLY HAVE A NAME FOR MY FAVOURITE COLOUR

NEVER HAVE I SEEN MORE COLOR APPRECIATION THAN ON THIS WEBSITE BLESS YOU ALL

SKYVORY

SKYVORY

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imdeanbytheway:

robotsandfrippary:

earthlyghost:

mormondad:

melancholic-fangirl:

southern-conservatism:

drugsound:

Government is good.

Big Brother is watching you.

The State wants to take care of you.

north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.

1984 is here and now

this is too 1984 to be real

why the fuck have i barely heard anything about this shit? Why aren’t more people outraged about this? and talking about this? this is fucking horrible! Something has to be done it’s fucking 2014 why the fuck is this even happening

i have family in North Korea that no one has seen since the war.

Why isn’t anyone telling us about this?
I’m a sophomore in high school. Who gives a shit about The Second Great Awakening? What about this? What about the Korean Reich that’s strangling it’s own people? Why hasn’t anyone at least pretended to care? Fuck Beyoncé, fuck whatever is coming soon to theaters. Why isn’t the suffering of human beings the first headline in the NY Times? Why hasn’t my history teacher taken a moment out of the 53 minutes in our class to inform us? Why?

Why?

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achievementhugger:

thebabbagepatch:

ilacktact:

mycosmicreality:

adeyami:

US students will be able to shield themselves during school shootings with the latest in body armour, the Bodyguard Blanket
http://goo.gl/WwvECT
Are fucking kidding me? I have been sitting at home and constantly watching the news after the events of yesterday. For those of you who are wondering, I am a junior at REYNOLDS HIGH SCHOOL! I was there when the shooter kept running in the halls trying to open the doors and get in. I was there in the dark praying and crying while my librarian kept saying ” they’ll have to kill me before they touch my kids” I have known her for three years, her determination to keep us safe broke her heart. Seeing this, that little children need protection in school. Are we sending kids to a battlefield? I have three little brothers ranging from 5-10, and still people have the nerve to speak about the second amendment? Really? I can’t even type anymore. I’m so disgusted and frustrated. When will you realize that it’s important to have gun control? When a shooter is pointing a gun at your child? Is that when you’ll realize that guns aren’t something to be kept around. People say it’s a free country but honesty, this country is more oppressed and diseased than any other country.

Show me ONE instance where gun control and gun free zones prevented school shootings.



Let me tell you guys a story. In 1996, in a little town in Australia called Port Arthur, a gunman killed 35 and injured 23. This place was a tourist attraction, with plenty of visitors and locals going about their business. 35 people died.That’s 35 marriages, anniversaries, birthdays or uni degrees. 35 people left Port Arthur in body bags.At the time, we had a pretty conservative government, and the Prime Minister at the time (in hindsight) was kind of a dick. But within two weeks of the shooting, Howard instituted a massive reform and buyback of all firearms. 
But it must be a statistical flaw, you say, there weren’t that many massacres before 1996, right? No, WRONG. In the eighteen years leading up to Port Arthur, there had been 13 mass shootings. 
But April, you ask, this couldn’t possibly have worked could it? Wouldn’t it only have reduced the mass shootings? WRONG.Since 1996, there have been ZERO mass shootings. That’s right, ZERO. FUCKING ZILCH. There have been scattered homicides, however:
How many schools have been raided and children murdered? NONE.How many film buffs have been murdered in their seats? NONE.How many innocent lives have been lost to the barrel of a gun? NONE.
On top of this, homicides involving the use of guns, and youth suicide involving the use of guns has declined dramatically, by up to 60%
Australia, however much the environment tries to kill you, is a safe haven, and you can walk the streets with 99% assurance that you won’t fall victim to a drive by shooting.
Your move, America.

achievementhugger:

thebabbagepatch:

ilacktact:

mycosmicreality:

adeyami:

US students will be able to shield themselves during school shootings with the latest in body armour, the Bodyguard Blanket

http://goo.gl/WwvECT

Are fucking kidding me? I have been sitting at home and constantly watching the news after the events of yesterday. For those of you who are wondering, I am a junior at REYNOLDS HIGH SCHOOL! I was there when the shooter kept running in the halls trying to open the doors and get in. I was there in the dark praying and crying while my librarian kept saying ” they’ll have to kill me before they touch my kids” I have known her for three years, her determination to keep us safe broke her heart. Seeing this, that little children need protection in school. Are we sending kids to a battlefield? I have three little brothers ranging from 5-10, and still people have the nerve to speak about the second amendment? Really? I can’t even type anymore. I’m so disgusted and frustrated. When will you realize that it’s important to have gun control? When a shooter is pointing a gun at your child? Is that when you’ll realize that guns aren’t something to be kept around. People say it’s a free country but honesty, this country is more oppressed and diseased than any other country.

Show me ONE instance where gun control and gun free zones prevented school shootings.

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Let me tell you guys a story.
In 1996, in a little town in Australia called Port Arthur, a gunman killed 35 and injured 23. This place was a tourist attraction, with plenty of visitors and locals going about their business. 
35 people died.That’s 35 marriages, anniversaries, birthdays or uni degrees. 35 people left Port Arthur in body bags.
At the time, we had a pretty conservative government, and the Prime Minister at the time (in hindsight) was kind of a dick. But within two weeks of the shooting, Howard instituted a massive reform and buyback of all firearms. 

But it must be a statistical flaw, you say, there weren’t that many massacres before 1996, right? No, WRONG. 
In the eighteen years leading up to Port Arthur, there had been 13 mass shootings. 

But April, you ask, this couldn’t possibly have worked could it? Wouldn’t it only have reduced the mass shootings? WRONG.
Since 1996, there have been ZERO mass shootings. That’s right, ZERO. FUCKING ZILCH. There have been scattered homicides, however:

How many schools have been raided and children murdered? NONE.
How many film buffs have been murdered in their seats? NONE.
How many innocent lives have been lost to the barrel of a gun? NONE.

On top of this, homicides involving the use of guns, and youth suicide involving the use of guns has declined dramatically, by up to 60%

Australia, however much the environment tries to kill you, is a safe haven, and you can walk the streets with 99% assurance that you won’t fall victim to a drive by shooting.

Your move, America.

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jjharrison:

A present for all my new followers (hello!) and everyone who has said such nice things about this drawing. I am just over the moon! My Neighbor Jake has gotten over 25,000 notes on Adventure Time’s art blog and I was invited to join Mondo’s Adventure Time art show! It’s all I can do to keep from hyperventilating.
I love you.
PS- A bigger version is available to download here.

jjharrison:

A present for all my new followers (hello!) and everyone who has said such nice things about this drawing. I am just over the moon! My Neighbor Jake has gotten over 25,000 notes on Adventure Time’s art blog and I was invited to join Mondo’s Adventure Time art show! It’s all I can do to keep from hyperventilating.

I love you.

PS- A bigger version is available to download here.

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